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“some crap (Bring It On, Ten Things I Hate About You, Legally Blond).”

have you ever had a friend bring you a really good bagel or something and you call her an angel? and then another friend is like, “why must you constantly put friends on the highest of high pedestals? can’t they just be someone with a great deal of good bagels doing something good?” and you’re like, “whatever, she’s

Jia, you can borrow this if you need it. Because, Meryl.

“Old man yells from cloud.”

Queen _/\_

Are we sure the exhibit doesn’t smell like patchouli and weed, tho?

I wanna be a Mason! I got to hear all kinds of absolutely bonkers conspiracy theories growing up, and now think it would be hilarious to join, but they won’t let me because, according to their rules, vagina ruins everything.

this is very true. most dems are republicans at this point. that’s why warren looks WILDLY PROGRESSIVE when she’s all ‘i really like the idea of kids not going into debt for their education’

Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.

“Historically men worked and women stayed home”

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it

NONE OF THE ABOVE

I wish I’d had the cultural observation and awareness skills that Amandla Stenberg has, when I was 16. She is amazing.

Pls support my gofundme to save america

His staff is working on a bill

You, my friend, are a goddamn patriot.

It's about ethics in lobbying.

So you’re saying that if I go to DC in a tight ass dress and am willing to blow some gross old conservatives I can bring about world peace, or at least like, stop them from trying to vilify abortions and women’s health?

“(Wo)man cannot exist on limes alone.” - the Bible, probably