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The show will not be a crossover of Sex and the City andWings, as many of you might suspect

The fact that I’m being PENALIZED for being HORNY FOR JOHN KRASINSKI is an absolute DISGRACE and this is WHY Gawker needs to UNIONIZE

I’m glad social media wasn’t a thing when I was a freshman. My friend and I made a rap too, and if it every got out there, I’d be humiliated.

It was a rap about Chewbacca. How embarrassing.

It sounds like the intro to a new sitcom. This Bunch of Gays, coming this Fall to CBS.

My favorite story about my dad and his complicated relationship with his heritage is when the neighbors were moving in across from us.

GUYS GUYS LISTEN UP THIS WHITE PERSON HAS SOME INSIGHTS WE ALL NEED TO THINK ABOUT

The fact that they used rap as the means by which to express how much they don't like black people is a tad-bit ironic, don't cha think?

I wish people could just own their mistakes.

Oh, they’re not so very racist.

Looks like a really bad Matthew McConaughey knockoff.

Kumail is such a treasure

You never meet smart racists anymore! Back in the Thomas Jefferson days there used to be smart racists everywhere, but they have all died.

Were we separated at birth?

Ever had a crush on a dude, but you thought, naaah, he’s gay, and then of course he’s straight and you find out way too late that not only was he straight but he liked you? This happened to me and it’s totally irrelevant but for the fact that he looked almost exactly like this dude.

ellie, what would you do if you saw him on the street?

Do people like him?

ily

Q:

“That’s not about me, so we can move on,”

she looks so scared. y u so scared? is it because your bikini top is DEFYING THE LAWS OF SCIENCE?!