Oh, you mean the Bible where they had a female judge called Deborah who led the Israelites and won battles and did a great fucking job? That Bible?

Not that she gets to get away with being the coolest of cucumbers. They’ll just caller her a frigid bitch instead. We women can’t win.

There are definitely times where I will, like, cry harder than usual while watching Ratatouille, or be more upset than usual that the grocery store was out of my favorite rice, and then later that day I will get my period and be like, “Ohhhhh, that’s why!” But I can’t see that getting to the point where I will be…

Please come to my country. We have stricter gun control, less restrictive abortion laws, gay marriage, socialized healthcare, you cannot directly vote for the person who leads the country and we've had a female Prime Minister before. Hell, two of our provinces are currently led by women, one of whom is openly gay!…

There’s no way a man should be able to run a country. They can’t even control themselves when young girls wear shorts or spaghetti straps.

Canada was quoted as saying "The fuck you are".

It’s 2015. Women can be anything. Even assholes.

As a man, I feel I need to say the following:

Oh, man. This totally reminds me of when Mary Magdalene found the empty tomb of Christ, and went to the other disciples, and was all, like, “ewwww, dead guy stuff, you guys touch it.”

How great would it be if all the people who threatened to move to Canada over politics just....did?

When I was a little girl, we used to play Wonder Woman by running on the playground with our nonexistent chests sticking out and chasing boys.

I think Laverne is a queen. As in the regal sense of the word. As in YAAAS QUEEN

On friday nights we have friends over for board games.

And escaped twice. What an amazing badass. I want her to have all the good things in the world.

the eternal question

Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

This is good news, except now it’ll only be worth $14...

Speaking of Wilma Mankiller (who I hope gets the spot because she’s awesome and because a Cherokee woman replacing Jackson is perfection), a Kickstarter for a documentary on her, produced by Gale Anne Hurd of The Walking Dead and directed by Valerie Red-Horse, just met its goal. I’m so excited!

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: I’m glad you’re out there teaching kids. Come teach my kids’ history classes, wouldja?

no joke. No sarcasm. That story just makes me so happy.