The GOP has painted welfare recipients as grifters who are living high on the hog eating steak and lobster. I applaud any celebrity who uses their status to tear down the outrageous lies that party propagates.

Welp, as they say, a broken clock is right twice a day. Miss I-would-rather-die-than-let-my-kids-eat-cheese-out-of-a-can needs to give up on pretending that she cares about the poor. And for those who say it’s not feminist to criticizing a fellow woman: save it. I want Gwyneth to be paid equally to her male peers and…

“Pretending” is a much better word for her on-screen appearances.

I’ve always liked you, Erin. ;)

I mean, I have one :)

That might get you thru a week if you eat nothing but black bean burritos and ... lettuce omelettes?

I don’t know, Julianne. I’m pretty torn here. On one hand, yes, we can all agree that Paltrow is ridiculous beyond repair, but finding common ground with Malkin (thanks for the primer, I didn’t know who she was but now I’m scared) seems...so wrong that I almost want to lean toward supporting Gwyneth just to distance…

If I lived out west in a more rural area I would totally still do that. Full skirt to hide my thighs yet corsetted top to hide my tummy while pushing up the girls? Get the fuck outta here with that and get on my body.

I hate that GM has pop-up ads but geez, could they at least show up right after the page loads and not while I am halfway through reading the article??

Want. And sure, we'll pretend it's for dress up.

It’s not exactly Breakfast at Tiffany’s, but it is the one thing they’ve got.

OMG the Transporter would destroy Legolas. I mean, in a world where we’re all barbarians fighting over women, of course.

All the Pretty Horses was a hit? It cost 57 million and made under 20.

same.

On a serious note (everyone else has made the jokes I wanted to make), it personally annoys me when grown adults call others names. ESPECIALLY when they are in positions of power. Harry might as well say they’re “doody head poo poo pants dummies”.

The only GOP candidate I’m concerned about is Walker and you should be too.

The GOP candidates are a bunch of losers. They are a bunch of passive-aggressive, weak, women-repelling dweebs. They barely merit thought but they should not be underestimated, and neither should be the stupidity of some of the voting populace.

Dude Fights is my favorite new feature!

You’re the smiling snowman on top of the Frosty Palace! Always chill and always wearing a cool hat, you spend your days watching teens and feeling nothing. It’s a good life!

I wouldn’t mind feeling the seed of Rollins, just saying.