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Like when Walker used a Dropkick Murphys’ song and they responded “Don’t use our music. We hate you.” These politicians set themselves up for embarrassment.

Yeah, I have no idea why Rebecca is being brought into this.

As an ostrich in a baseball cap, I take offense.

EMERGENCY SHADE COURT

And with this information, I never will!

Oh hell no, that is some fucked. up. shit. Glad you are ok, and fuck those cops.

My heart is with you and your daughter. I hope she gets everything she needs.

“I will have to get better at holding my tongue and holding my temper,” he added.

It’s called the blue line. It means that no matter what, you will defend your brothers and sisters in blue. Regardless of evidence, personal misgivings, or anything else, you will support them. I heard someone defend the officer who killed Tamir Rice. They told me the boy, this 12-year-old kid, should have prevented

Please report back! I have heard from a lot of people who did study abroad that LOTS of countries have problems with racism.

UGH. I am so sorry that you have to deal with tiny demons. You are wonderful.

While discussing the future of humanity (stoned out of our minds of course) I casually mentioned that if our species died out in the next, say, generation or two, I wouldn't be that torn up about it. My friend looked at me like I was insane and told me she never thought about our species dying out.

All about that base(ball).

This made me laugh so hard I shed a tear. A follow for you, Glen Coco!

Kind of. They use the picture bible version.

By that logic, I must be dating JGL. I hope his wife doesn’t know.

That’s Matthew 29:13 in the New Edited To Say Whatever We Want Version (NETSWWWV)

AND the goat we deserve.

Yes, please. Insert "Help me, I'm poor" gif here, but I can't actually because I am at work.

It’s weirdly comforting that the book still holds up. I also read Fairest, but Ella was my favorite. Girl knew what was up.