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nooneknowsimagoat

Ella Enchanted should have been much better. That book might have changed my middle-school life.

Tina was the best! How did the movies leave her out?? Oh yeah, they also killed the dad. Why, Disney?

Yeah, when Roose finally acknowledged Ramsay as his son, I was all like, “Yes! Go Ramsay! Your daddy loves you! Oh wait, fuck. No. NO! But yay! You’re hot! OH GOD WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE NORTH? Run, Bran, run! Mmmmmm Ramsay.”

Thank you so much for this explanation! I am not a dancer, so this context is very helpful!

Is anyone else bothered how Nia's tights are beige? Do they not make skin-colored tights in more than one skin color? Please help, I am confused.

Whenever I go out, I always have an eye out for people who need a little help getting way. Also that bride sounds awesome.

Yeah, what the fuck was that about?

Still so angry. Why, Andie, WHY???

Guygoat and I have discovered that one of our male friends is more willing to believe guygoat than me. If I mention reading an article about Scalia believing the devil is real, this friend will say something like, “Well, he’s really smart and he’s on the Supreme Court, so...” If guygoat references the same article,

idk, in my high school the band nerds definitely had the most sex.

Bless you, I hope your recovery is going well. And fuck this douchecanoe.

Which one is—Oh. That one's Liam.

Starred because Davos is the actual best.

She just hasn't quite mastered the art of the Dirtbag.

I have never seen that picture of the giving hanging tree, and I honestly have no idea how I lived this long without it. Thank you, Klaus, for bringing to my attention. You are truly doing the lord's work.

I just don't like her. I can't pin point a reason. I just don't.

When I rewatched the first season to prepare myself for season two I skipped every scene with Larry in it. It made the experience infinitely more enjoyable.