Obvious troll is obvious.

We are the dumbest generation.

Not nearly as shitty as the comments on another site.

Wait... you’re taking a company employee’s comment as proof?!?

? there was no joke. What I spoke was the truth and we all know it. They make way too much money off shark cards with little effort on their part. Why put the time and resources into making story DLC that will see a small window of sales for a set price?

No, I am wearing a nude colored Speedo and coconuts.

I have done this in a convenience store even when there isn’t an implication or stated requirement that I should. I feel that it just kinda goes without saying that if you fly into a place to take an emergency Defcon-1 shit, maybe you ought to buy something before you leave. Like that just seems like the proper…

Seriously. Dude probably went back to that concert and dropped $40 on five cans of bud light.

Yes. The guy who started Barstool is asking that question to one of his female employees.

Head first

This is a man who I legitimately believe sharts himself at least twice a month.

I think the letters somehow recognized what words and sentences they were being used in and exactly who was typing them, so they tried to escape. It’s just a theory. I have no real proof that that’s what happened.

Careful, though—if you take a BYU girl to the Olive Garden on your first date she might think you’re going to propose to her immediately afterward.

The best thing about BYU is leaving Provo and never going back.

If you were more diverse in your choice of video entertainment, you’ll find that there are plenty of black guys inside cougars.

If the only black guy at BYU who’s not on the football team thinks he can hide inside a cougar costume, he’s pleasantly mistaken.

Then Herbie moved out of Columbus saying that the fans here sucked.

regulation of the financial industry...

J.P has been measured and found to be a mark.

I think the only place to go from here is cermonially beheading a random Muslim on YouTube before each and every sporting event.