(despite him helping UGA win exactly 0 titles while he was there, guess that’s not entirely his fault but still)

I look like frickin Igor when I’m on a plane. Shoulders hunched, head turned to the side, shuffling around awkwardly...

I (6'4") let my girlfriend (5'2" or so?) sit on my shoulders for a bit at a music festival recently. She was blown away. “This is amazing! I can see everything!” So I had to bring her down a peg and tell her, “It’s like that for me...all the time.”

If you’re the type of guy who would drive 50 miles to go to a strip club in Salt Lake City, I’ve got a bridge you may be interested in buying...

It’s impossible to know what standard to even judge him against because Trump is (of course) a notorious cheat at golf, but Steph is apparently a damn good golfer. Maybe Trump could take him at darts?

You believe non-violent offenders who have been coerced into giving a confession should be beaten with a cane?

Talk about burying the lede! That’s by far the most intriguing sentence in that whole comment

Let’s put a little money on it

So what the hell happened to this guy? He was great for his entire time at FSU, and now he’s completely forgotten how to kick. I feel bad for him. It’s not like he asked to be drafted in the second round. I think that put a lot of pressure on him

I’m an American male, just a shade over 6'4", and I cannot dunk, so make sure to account for that in your math.

If/when Messi declines

This gif is turrible. Seems to be missing all the frames you really care about.

Pacers/Heat Rivalry

 Young liberals have to start staying put, it is their patriotic duty to do so no matter how unpleasant it is

Freeman is gonna come back and fucking mash it like he has for 3 straight years

our last 3B worth a shit can be seen these days bow-hunting on the dumbass redneck channel

I spent a couple minutes coming up with funny versions of backwards makes and models in my head. I think my favorite one is LeBaron Chrysler.

Last two being Damn and Untitled or Untitled and Butterfly?

Stages and theaters are actually probably the smallest portion of our work that we do. Kind of a bummer, because they’re usually pretty interesting.

that’s why I ball in $50 no-names. You don’t have to be heartbroken when they break down or you leave em behind at a gym