Oh my gosh I can’t imagine having a baby at that age. At least you can make the older kids do some of the work, for a couple years anyway.

Except that he didn’t win...

rape is so FUNNY!

My parents were so close! Had my brother when mom was 29. Had my sister when mom was 31. Looking pretty good!

give me the good old days where Wes Welker took MDMA at the Kentucky derby. Now that’s hijinks!

yep! and I really believe we’d all be much saner, healthier, and happier if we didn’t have the TV, or phones, or internet. Oh well, good luck getting rid of those.

I’ve actually never heard of Aerogel, but going off your description...are you sure it would stop you from hitting the bottom of the pool?

fuck outta here those turquoise and purple Diamondbacks unis were the best

hey all I have to do is survive the jump into the pool. Then it can be somebody else’s problem to fish me out. Lay me on the pool deck, hose me off a little bit and let me sober up. Then somebody go fetch a shitload of empty gallon jugs cause we got money to make!

DeMarre is overpaid. I wanted him to stay in Atlanta so bad, but you’d have to be nuts to match that offer, and he’d have to be super nuts to turn it down. Good for him on parlaying that incredible Hawks season in a huge paycheck.

what’s wrong with buttplay?

When you get to the knockout rounds of the Champion’s League (which is a tournament involving most of the best teams from all over Europe, so don’t be surprised when there are teams from different countries playing against each other) the fixtures are called a tie. A “tie” consists of two matches, one played at the…

Lede buried. Title should read “OMG look at this finish from Marco Reus.” Any professional could have played that ball in.

I love first-round playoff exits as much as the next guy, but I don’t know if I’d say we were rejuvenated under Joe Johnson. I’d say we were rejuvenated when he left and we got Budenholzer. Joe Johnson was lazy on defense, would quit on his teammates when things weren’t going well, and watching him wait out the shot…

soo, because 375k is such a lousy sum to Cristiano, he is automatically guilty? That, sir (or madam, but let’s be real) is a facile argument.

she didn’t die because she drank too much water. She died because she drank way, WAY, too much water and then didn’t piss for hours. If she’d let it leak when she first felt the need to, she would have been fine.

I think he did it by accident. Having Joe Johnson on your team renders you mentally/physically incapable of coaching basketball. Ask Mike Woodson or Larry Drew.

I’ve written and deleted this post four separate times in an effort to keep it under 100 words, so here’s my final draft: I am a long-suffering Atlanta Hawks fan and I hate Joe Johnson more than I can adequately describe. Fuck that guy.

I kept watching this one over and over (about 2:50 in the video)...that’s some go-go gadget arms shit right there

I feel like I’m away from the root of the argument here, which is: ultimate frisbee is not a lawn game. Way too much running, jumping, and sweating. If you can’t play with a beer in your hand, it’s probably not a lawn game.