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isn’t the whole point of this list games you can play at home?

that’s a good point. it’s not entirely clear from the email. Maybe there are helmets that actually have been used in a game, but couldn’t ‘pass’ as game-used because they don’t have the scuffs or dings on them.

yeah but for the 60+% of the U.S.’s that does live in an ‘urban’ area, we can’t afford football field sized yards to play our games on.

Ultimate frisbee you need like at least 50 yards length, and even that’s kind of a small piddly-shit little game. Frisbee golf you should be able to go hundreds of feet in any direction, and that’s just for one hole. If you live anywhere near a city (not even necessarily a big ol’ city) those distances are not gonna

dude is a mile offside

Unless you have an absolutely enormous lawn, you can’t play either of those games on your lawn, so it seems to me they should be disqualified from consideration.

Croquet is an excellent lawn game. It’s a game of skill, but it’s still approachable enough for beginners. You can play teams, which is fun. It’s within the rules to be an aggressive jackass and smash other players’ balls around the course, which is very fun. Plus you can drink for the 75+% of the game where it’s not

Ey, yo, just like Mo Harkless, I’m young, scrappy, and below average at shooting 3 pointers

take this stupid bullshit back to reddit

I watch a lot of Braves games, and I can tell you that wanting to die is a completely normal result of watching NL east baseball

oh my god I love this comment. I want to crush this comment into a powder and snort it

see Williams, Robin. Many people struggle with depression and suicidal thoughts and nobody else ever has any idea.

aka the Pistol Petes. (side note: bring back the socks!!!)

my surfing level could charitably be described as ‘beginner’, so I will leave the riding monster waves while peaking out of one’s mind to others, but that does sound incredible

Seriously. I’m a big Metta World Peace fan (boy that looks weirder in print than I thought it would) and I thought he was still in China...

Lakers fan flowchart:

I’m in a field of work where I don’t feel the need to go online and defend it.

It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.

yeah I’m not entirely sure what he meant by that, but I suppose if the ocean itself is telling you not to swim, then by god you’d better stay on shore.

Hmm to each his own, I suppose. I’ve only swum (that CAN’T be the right word...) while tripping a few times but every time I have, I loved the feeling of the water on my skin.