I’ve never been so happy as I was the day my $27 World Peace jersey I bought off ebay arrived in the mail

god swimming is the best. Me and a buddy took shrooms on the last warm weekend of the year a few years ago and spent the next few hours laying on the bank of a river, staring at the sky and jumping off a big rock into the water. Pure bliss.

That would have been painfully embarrassing in middle school, but these days I think I’d dig it. Women’s athletic shoes (running shoes in particular) have all kinds of crazy colors and patterns you can’t get in men’s. Unfortunately I wear a size 12.5 so I doubt there are too many lady’s shoe options in my size

“Not interesting [sic] in continuing”

Pool water and urine are so chemically similar (95%+ water with some trace other stuff in there) that it would be pretty much impossible to distinguish them in a non-controlled environment. I’ve been peeing in pools for years and nobody has ever noticed.

They got relegated after the 2011 season

ok but did you have to reply to me 4 times?

See also, Barbados v. Grenada 1994 Caribbean Cup qualifier. Barbados needed to win by 2 to qualify. They had introduced a bizarre rule for this tournament that all matches were to have winners and that a golden goal in extra time counted as two goals (!!!).

If I’m not mistaken, you can place bets on what the scoreline will be at halftime and full time. If you picked, say, 8 and 12 respectively for this match, I’m willing to bet you’d get good odds due to that being so unlikely.

The best possible thing to see would have been Barcelona refusing to shoot at some point before the score hit 12-0. That would have put the players doing the fix in an awkward position...

People traveling to a destination with the singular objective of indulging in sex (Thailand is always a popular example) or drugs (Colombia tends to get the rap here) are what I had in mind.

I think his intended meaning is that, as the starting QB, Dak should have been sitting watching the game with Jerry instead of/along with Romo.

Hello, my name is Jack (Hiiiii Jack) and I have a problem. I used to be a regular reader of Bill Simmons’ column.

Get a job with good benefits?! That’s a great idea! I can’t believe they never thought of that!!!!!!!

I’m 6'4" and always book an aisle seat. My foot has been run over by the refreshments cart more times than I can count.

The plural of ‘quid’ is ‘quid’. Put an S on the end if you want to annoy English people, which as we all know is always funny.

I recently played on a (really bad) co-ed rec team that played Sunday evenings in a high school gym...and people DO NOT hit the brakes in those games.

like the guys who bet 5 or 10 quid on Leicester city last year

don’t be misled - very few grown men “rock” a ponytail, especially those that have them.

I was just wondering about this. What possible reason could she have for doing this? In the court of my own opinion, I think she should be punished for her action, but from her perspective, it seems like all she can do is damage her case.