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hey man cut him some slack. reading comprehension is hard.

He’s effectively a spokesman for EA in his capacity as Madden Bowl winner. I think it’s more than reasonable that they not want somebody representing their company to be saying things like “fuck this nigger” and “coonin’ out” on twitter.

I would die of happiness if an entire NFL team big-timed Donald Trump and didn’t show up to the White House. The butthurt twitter rant would be like drugs to me.

I’ve been thinking about this. I think an entire NFL team skipping the visit would hurt Trump’s feelings the most, but is terribly unlikely to happen.

by 13 he’ll be tying his shoes

I don’t know how you could post this picture and not go for the Zapruder film reference...

the home run derby hasn’t been fun since some guy named Ken Griffey, Jr. won it

yeah except actually funny.

he’s still got feet...

anals of sports history

I got a pair of 598c’s (same model but with a closed back) on sale on Black Friday and I am completely in love with them. I’m by no means an audiophile so I’m not going to waste your time wanking around with all that jargon, but I do know all my music sounds GREAT on them. and they’re comfortable too :)

I got a pair of 598c’s (same model but with a closed back) on sale on Black Friday and I am completely in love with

oh fuck I should probably go cancel my runescape account...

“Well, I’ll just switch in my Golem and own this Charizard with rock slide...”

you know it’s #17 because it this deal takes effect at the start of the new season in October...you know, the NBA season that begins in 2017?

...corn?

hah I love people who don’t get Rom’s shtick almost as much as Rom’s shtick itself.

the sad truth. All NFL players (maaaaybe with the possible exception of kickers) will have their brain damaged to some extent before they retire. It’s a matter of “how much”, not “if”

you have Chris Rock as the funniest person of all time? That’s...well, that’s...uh, I, uh, that’s...

I get that this is the internet and we all have the memory of fruit flies, and this is a fantastic bit and all, but...really?

Julio Jones is a better player than TO and a 50 times better teammate. Watch any interview with him. He is so grounded and humble. Gives his teammates lots of credit. Did not complain about not getting looks in the game this season where he had only one catch.