This take is either hot or so lame that I can’t believe I’m typing it, but I stand by it 100%...okay here it goes:

I think there’s a phrase about situations like this...

well that wouldn’t necessarily break my heart I guess. I’ve been collecting the cards when and where I can find them, but not really going out of my way to do so

if I progress too far in the story, do I miss my chance to get the cards from the Baron?

I kind of hesitate to ask but, what does it entail when one gets ‘laid’? Is it anything like getting laid?

this is a specialty drink at my local bar:

I love Peach’s Castle as an overworld. The “castle’s secret stars” category contains some of my favorite stars in the whole game. Damn I need to play Super Mario 64 again...

Dwight is gonna have 12,000 rebounds by the end of this season...

fucking A get this guy some other grown men to play against. That sure felt like more than 12 dunks.

Hangtime: 1.6 seconds

god i wish i could inject this comment directly into my veins

How do you think this guy ended up on my team? :)

it’s hard to argue with that outcome

Pros: Wyoming has some really impressive natural beauty - Yellowstone & the Tetons primarily, but there’s some other good stuff too

are you saying Hank Aaron is not top 10 (I assume we’re talking top 10 MLB) all time or are you saying Hank Aaron is a drama queen?

I’ll do matador blocks on ‘em. That’s where you shout “Ole!” and get out of the way at the last second.

School of the Wolf indeed

I’ve only played Witcher 3. I’m guessing he doesn’t have quite so many scars in the first game?

traded it in for bigger quads

“Arsene Wenger absolutely delighted to see Welbeck back in the lineup”