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is this from Fallout 3?

No snark intended here, but I’ve still never found a way to do this without looking like a dick... (that’s the price of the advancement of knowledge I suppose)

you knew what you were getting when you drafted him

for context, Dan Haren gave up 18 HRs in 11 career starts at Coors

Phil Taylor - played 44 games for the Browns. Has not played since 2014.

also he’s dressed like such a dipshit that I think he must be a plant. Goldberg tossed him because he was in violation of the course’s dress code

sounds only marginally safer than a shootout

These would be perfect for my favorite drinking game - Super Trashed Bros. Play on 4 stock (3 if you’re hardcore) and you must finish a can of beer during the match in order to be eligible for victory. The cupholders are an amazing feature.

I’m with you. I’ve watched this gif a million times and will watch it a million more. It’s perfect. A completely righteous right hook, Bautista’s helmet and glasses flying off into orbit, Odor’s chain swinging freely. I want to put this gif up for an Academy Award.

The mind of a mindless zombie

Maybe I’m getting old or something, but that’s the first thing I thought of too! He looks like he almost bought it right there...

how smart was Taylor Gabriel to get cut by the Browns? He really developed into a weapon in the second half of the season

I was just milling around today thinking “You know, it’s been a while since I read a good Rom Romberts post”

I’m making my own team and movesets this gen and so far I’m loving it. Granted none of my sets are exactly revolutionary, and all my EV spreads are 252/252/8, but I reckon I might do pretty well on the random online battle circuit

(wait until this guy learns he can sneak his own bottle of water into the movie!)

Do folks usually build a giant rehearsal tent or is this a special move to preserve secrecy for the big day?

this is what my sister’s wedding had instead of cake (and all the lunacy, headache, and having to wait until the big dramatic cake-cutting ceremony just to get some fucking sweets that come with it):

I accidentally tuned into the “raw” (or whatever) feed of the national championship game. It had an overhead view of the game, instead of from the sidelines. I could take it or leave it with the alternate camera angle, but I watched the whole game on this channel because: no announcers.

I’ll be right across the water in SF

you have all the time in the world if you don’t let your kid play football