god you’re fuckin gross

I’d be interested to know what its speed was when it reached the other player.

that shot was pure sex. he put it in off a part of the glass I wasn’t even aware existed.

2007 deserves a shout

substitute a margarita for your 7-11 slurpee and I assure you it gets even better

you ALWAYS get to be Bomani Jones. It’s my turn! You have to be Dan LeBatard this time

this really did seem like a suitable place for it though

...oh my god I kind of want my girlfriend to do this to me now >_>

haha wanna become runescape buddies? att/str/def? XD

I’m with you in that I could live my whole without hearing Steve Smith jabbering off on his nemesis of the day and be perfectly happy with it. I like your list, but I think you have to include A.J. Green in this group. Amari Cooper is young, but he’s gonna be that good too.

also a good way to ruin your condoms

there’s not a single white NFL cornerback? Serious blow for the white race. How about a safety?

ok ok, and I love that song, but is Killing in the Name really the best example to go for when you’re trying to show “complexity”? There are like 50 unique words in that song

bad take. He played til he was 40. He set single season touchdown and yardage records at age 37. He played 17 seasons and is first all time in touchdowns and yardage. His career was longer and more successful than 99.99% of NFL players and he is a bad example of longevity? Fuck outta here

+1 god I hate you

deadass

The comment above is saying to find all emails that contain the word “unsubscribe” and then begin deleting those. Not unsubscribing, but using the fact that there is an unsubscribe link in any given email to identify it as spam.

that’s Brian Gregory. and no. we fired him at the end of last year.

alternate explanation (from a Georgia Tech alumnus): we are terrible

at some point you have to just walk away from all the people bitching about Vader’s wisecracking.