I could direct somebody out of a paper bag...

it was my impression that the end of Rogue One takes places mere days or maybe even hours before the scene where Vader boards Tantive IV in A New Hope

is this a trick question? they are all completely godawful television (and I mean to include each and every sports talk morning show in my evaluation, not just the four you listed)

I’d like to be rich and a freak of nature athlete, but if that means being an NFL player, forget about it. When Odell Beckham and I are 60 (I’m within a few months of him in age) track us both down and run this by me again.

yeah jesus christ tims and jeans...first time on a boat huh?

for what it’s worth, the 49ers play in Santa Clara, a town with a population only marginally higher than Green Bay, 50 miles from downtown SF. and it’s a fucking nightmare to get there, whether by plane, train, or automobile

“And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God” -Matthew 19:24, KJV.

ah I’ve read a few of those articles, I guess I didn’t realize there was one single writer assigned to the athlete sex crime beat. And well done to you for citing your sources

I don’t get it?

I often wonder about this...when there’s a post that consists of 90% tweets in Japanese...who does that benefit? Is there a sizable portion of Kotaku users that I’m unaware of who can read Japanese, or is it just an exercise in self-flagellation for our weeaboo overlords?

Somebody remind me how many wins the Thunder get on their record for Russell Westbrook almost beating the Hawks...

I’ve seen this video so many times over the years, and it took me until way too recently to consider that he might have been doing that...on purpose!

*ring ring*

yeah I’ve been dying for Intimidate Litten, but alas it is not to be just yet.

eventually a dragon will swoop down on your head when you are miles from the nearest building, thick tree, or large rock.

unless something has changed in the last few days, it is my understanding that hidden ability starters are still not in the game.

Mixon kind of ended things before they could really begin here, but if a woman were viciously attacking me - I’m talking repeated blows (or attempted blows) at the head, neck, groin or other vulnerable areas - you’re goddamn right she does. I will defend myself.

those people drive me up the WALL. Just rip the thing up like the rest of us barbarians

age doesn’t matter as much as mileage.

ooh wee that was pure filth.