...I’m not entirely sure I get this

I always book the second cheapest ticket I can. Never will I fly Spirit or Frontier. You will not get me on one of those planes.

[citation needed]

I’m with you. I do not take any of this as a sign of business acumen. I’m a fucking idiot and even I could make money off of the LeBron James industrial complex

I’ve looked at a photograph of a pizza before

it’s so simple once you take out all the complication of doing subtraction correctly

It doesn’t take “number crunching” to know that casino games are rigged against the player. Take roulette: 38 little numbered slots on the wheel. Your odds of picking the correct number on any given spin are, of course, 38 to 1. Not a very likely proposition. So naturally, they offer you 35 to 1 payout should you…

sleeping on Peyton Hillis...

aren’t we all

just go up with good fundamentals and dunk it in off the backboard

the Hawks are in a complete tailspin. God I wanna drink bleach

The NBA did used to be nothing but 6'4" white guys. Just maybe not as recently as Oscar’s days

step 1: Lift above head

1) excellent quotation of the Donald above. Only a couple months until he’s inaugurated and I’m already so so so so so (ad nauseum) tired of him

good god that is horrifying...

maybe if we’re really lucky the rocket will just explode right after launch

Kid? Dwight Howard is 30...

I’m not exactly sure what you mean by “deep-fried Southern nasty” but I sure do like the way it rolls off the tongue

Mary Mac’s Tea Room on Ponce in Atlanta, GA. Get you some of the good stuff.

fuck outta here PBR is cool