but did Jordy “have” this one? I really don’t know

Any man who must say, “I am the king” is no true king.

it never ceases to amaze me how often and how badly coaches at the college and NFL level will mismanage end of game situations

I think you’re forgetting RG3's rookie season. He was completely excellent:

well I know what I’m buying to go with my pokemon sun purchase

this is the lamest fucking phrase in the English language

hardcore mode is with a self-loading pistol

either these people are time travelers or I’m not seeing something here?

does the Mew glitch still work in the eShop versions?

I can’t say with 100% certainty, but I would be very, very surprised if that turned out to be the case.

what talent!

funny, but Dwight is averaging 14.8 on 62% shooting for the conference-leading Atlanta Hawks. Try a free throw joke, cause he still sucks at those.

When I was a kid, my parents sometimes drove past the place where they and my older brother used to live before my sister and I were born...

oh hey you wanna borrow my straw man? I’m not using him today

Knees, shoulders, ribs, and collar bones are just a write-off

Pop is that old? Hoooly shit

I know the dress code was some wack and kind of racist shit, but can we please bring it back, even if we only apply it to Russell Westbrook?

and your pick is?

glad to see this thing wasn’t just dropped into a volcano after they finished making Kill Bill. This baby deserves the open highway