I was about 15 when Shooter came out and I LOVED it! Say what you want about it, but they made exactly the movie they set out to make.

I got bad news for ya, baby. Nic Cage’s best movie is almost 30 years old. (Raising Arizona, March 1987)

and we’re supposed to let these monsters just walk around on the sidewalk like you and me? Not on my watch

god at least have a little self-respect and get some decent crappy fast food fried chicken

defending his “smartest dude in sports” title belt, in my opinion.

more great sponsorship ideas:

Kikkoman is the official soy sauce of the Atlanta Braves

they could nerf Dugtrio’s stats and make Splash its only usable move and I’d still put one on my team because oh my god that hair

Now, imagine there’s a political party...

shut up bitch I’m trying to talk

that was friggin awesome

they’re called helicopters

god please let me get just one hit off of that

Also worth mentioning: Hawks win

why they make that shit

the first name she mentions in the tweet (Dan Knuser or Dank Nuser? You decide) is whoever she’s addressing here. Biddle is basically tagged to bring it to his attention as well as level a casual death threat in his direction.

well thank you! The real bitch was using 140 characters (yes, my comment is the right length) while saying so very little

and that our 3 losses have come by a combined 12 points. 6 wins have come by a combined 58 points. Call me a homer if you like, but the Falcons are an honestly good team.

I’ll take “Lies we tell ourselves” for 200, please.

It is a well-established fact that nearly all meaningful and insightful conversations (on just about any topic) occur 140 characters at a ti