wanna put some money on that, funny guy?

ha I always love the woman in the background uncrossing her legs as Julio makes that catch

Ooh I could use a drink. Make that two zinfandels

“He’s a sports John Oliver”

fuck off we’re hiring him to come back to Atlanta. you’re not the only fan base to which Ross has endeared himself.

believe me brother, I am well-educated on the legend of Ron Mexico. the no fun league quickly cracked down on folks making custom jerseys with the name “Mexico” on them, so yours is something of a rare item.

even for gawker/deadspin, I’m amazed at how willing people are to overlook that and paint Don Jr. as the bad guy in this situation. Being a drunk asshole and laughing at racist jokes does not warrant a serious act of physical violence that splits your head open.

I believe the answer is “white trash”

counterpoint:

Have you watched Burn After Reading? It made about less than no sense to me the first time I saw it, but now it’s one of my favorite movies. It is so wickedly funny in that Coen brothers way

• Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin’?

lo and behold they’re the favorites to win it next year

cool avatar

one night during the playoffs I got drunk and was trolling on /r/warriors (or whatever GSW reddit is called; I forget) when they were down 3-1 to OKC. Saying shit like “the Warriors are done. It just isn’t possible to win 3 games in a row against teams this good.” Of course I got a swift kick in the ass as they threw…

but then I have to drive 31 miles an hour instead of 37 miles an hour for like a whole eighth of a mile!!!!! :(

those are unicorn rare

careful now...

I think a Jamal Anderson jersey would be pretty cool too. There are not a ton of illustrious names in the history of this franchise

this reminds me of living in a fraternity house in college. There was once a period of a few days where we had no toilet paper anywhere in the entire house. All shits had to be immediately followed by a quick shower because we lived like barbarians

what’s the best choice for a Falcons jersey and why is it the black throwbacks with “Vick #7" on it?