the driver in the Tsuru is so fuckin’ dead. that practically looked like an internal decapitation

damn I thought I was the first one to make this remark.

and Clarence lives at home with both parents. and Clarence parents have a real good marriage

You can argue to some extent that the Allies had the moral high ground in WW2 (I disagree)

it always helps to have some common ground!

there is not a single living combat veteran of world war 1. I would argue that it was indeed a long time ago

very well written. you said what I’d have liked to say if I weren’t too scatterbrained to do so

Heychicagowhattayasay

Reminds me of my brother’s story about spending NYE at Times Square. Just ass to elbows people, can’t move an inch in any direction for 10 hours at a time. He said if he could go back and do it all again he would not get within 5 miles of Time Square, but if he had to, he’d wear a catheter this time.

you can’t even release Pikachu in yellow version. It’s some wack shit

I know I would

I’m what would be called a “straight male” (a straight male on deadspin?!) but when I saw the picture at the top of this article even I had to say, “Dear god he’s sexy”

I’ve been playing loads of Carrier Assault and China Rising maps these last few weeks without any problems

bunch of savages in this town

this kinja is so good I wanna roll it up and smoke it

you can tell by the fact that there’s a big ol’ fire burning there right next to their above-ground pool from Walmart (trust me I had the same pool once)

+1 brand new hoss

yeah because we’re all looking our very best when drunk/hungover as shit in our mugshots.

I don’t really know a thing about Gonzalo Curiel but I like to think he’d say something level-headed in response to this, like, “Oh, no, I’m just doing my job.”

Fun: wide receiver