That might be the cutest, sweetest thing I’ve ever heard.

I’ll ignore the fact that you went to fucking Sea World and say yes, they are dangerous. And unpredictable. And you shouldn’t touch wild animals.Ever. You shouldn’t even touch pets without asking.

Survey says...

I knew Richard Dawson was perpetually tan, but man, has he gone next level or what??

Not to mention the highest quality pet food! (said bitterly as someone whose pets were affected by melamine in their pet food several years ago).

It's hard to stay on top of it, honestly. :-( Companies are very sneaky and shady about it. I keep Leaping Bunny on my feed on FB et al and that helps — plus following CF bloggers.

Urban Decay are not selling in China right now. They were going to but I think fan outcry changed their minds. So as of now they remain cruelty-free. They've maintained Leaping Bunny status! :-D

Same with literally 90% of the higher end brands. It's a shitty thing.
(I have a mini lop bunny and just picturing him with his head in a clamp while someone in a white coat shoves mascara in his eye ball is enough to send me into quite the rage)


DO NOT TEST ON ANIMALS, YAY: Too Faced, NYX (my fav), Nars, The Body…

Just wanted to poke my head in and say... MAC is sadly no longer cruelty free since they are now selling in China, which requires animal testing by law. :-( But there ARE a ton of amazing cruelty-free brands out there at all price points.

Read that as “transformation” and not “transportation” and I was very confused.

Noooooooo! Don't use the CeraVe AM Lotion!!! I used it for months and months till I noticed on the back that it only protects from sunburn and not from skin aging or cancer. Meaning, it is not broad spectrum and provides very little UVA coverage. Save yourselves!!! Don't use!!!

Also known as a Gimmeus Rightnowens Ineeditus.

TEAM GREY SQUIRREL

When I arrived at the church, my soon to be father in law hugged me. His cigarette set my beautiful finger length double veil on fire. My soon to be mother in law gracefully and completely without a fuss, put out the fire, removed the charred edges, hid the damage, hugged me tight, and sent me into the church. 26…

these diaries are always so awesome but make me feel like I'm not a Real Female Adult Human because I wear, like, foundation and chapstick.

You know that sinking feeling, when you find out that someone awesome is actually a Scientologist?

I cannot hear the name "Buckley" in anything except Brittany Murphy's voice, doing Luanne Platter.

Oh, and also this.

This is my Peanut. His goal in life is to eat your food. Not HIS food, YOUR food.

The kitten with the lettuce, omfg.