This dress is really cute and the stripes are smartly placed.

The ice bucket thing filled me with RAGE. People were like "oh but it's raising awareness for ALS!" Me: "Okay, good. Explain to me what ALS is, then."

This is gross on all the levels.

I live in Eugene, OR and there are so. many. people. like this here. except they are all damn liars. they don't hunt or forage or anything, they just get high and eat taco bell like the other U of O rejects. His music sounds like shit I hear walking through downtown.

I'm sure they'll eventually learn to rub on you like a kitten and jump on your shoulder and generally turn your life into a Disney cartoon...a Disney cartoon with rabies.

Awww, I filmed this a while ago! I had forgotten how cute my cheeks were back then!

the grossest thing I've ever seen in a motel:

Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

am I the only one impressed by the lack of major spillage? Like this guy had his displacement volume figured out!

I did 7 rounds of proofing on ours. 7 rounds. Of proofing. Then each one took 20 minutes to put together, WHICH I didn't really mind because I like that shit and I'm a stationery whore.

Before I start, let me say I was a server for a decade, and I have nothing but the utmost respect for all service employees. But this story has become legendary in my family, so: Mr. Tigger and I moved for his job from the East Bay Area in CA to Austin, Texas. On our first date night after moving, we went out to…

Everybody is reporting this incorrectly. While it may be spoken as "James" it is spelled Yjaiymeise which is a collection of perfectly curated letters that are hand harvested from 100% biodynamic veganic fair trade locally sourced alphabets.

And instead of people remembering only Beck for his win, they will remember Kanye going up on stage and being a jackass during Beck's win.

So she didn't abandon them in a taped up box, but she did exchange two cats in less-than-optimal condition for some cuter kittens? Is that what I'm supposed to get from this?

Woo goats!!! My official picture on my work's website is me feeding a goat a baby bottle. (I do not work in a goat-related industry).

Man, can we get a care package going for that lonely goat stuck up there in Alaska? I mean, I know it probably wants its space to work through some demons that have been riding it for a while, but it's still gotta be lonesome and a no judgement tin can would be nice.

Why not just let people select whatever salutation (if any) they prefer from a drop-down menu? I am married but loathe Mrs., so I always select Ms. when I have to. I prefer being addressed as Ms. F in formal correspondence because, well, it's formal in a way "Dear Molly" just isn't.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

I have never been more glad to be a vegetarian. Someone says "Hey Huo! We're going to Guy's!" I'll be like "Sorry man, nothing there for me, but you enjoy." and laugh as they go to the douchebag-aurant and I go get a decent meal.