Never start a sentence with a number. And it’s “yea,” not “yay.”
NonSequitariat
nonsequitariat
The baby farted, not you. As the vessel, you are merely the orifice from which the baby emits its noxious fumes. Totes not you.
Nope, don’t blow the butt whistle. My husband CLAIMS he can hear toots when I’m asleep, but we all know that’s not true.
So, did Jared know this franchisee, or did he make a visit to the store and we’re to believe he starts telling this stranger about his sexual predilections? Not an ice breaker I’m used to.
When I can’t sleep, I count Duggars. It’s getting harder with the in-laws and grandDuggars. #dontjudgeme
El Salvador
Anybody else see Farrah on E!’s Botched? What a moron. I kinda feel bad for her - it’s so obvious she’s dumber than a bag of rocks and uses her looks to attract male attention because she has no self-esteem.
Marshmallows, too. I just got a bag of kosher ones, so I’m hoping they melt as deliciously over my sweet potatoes as the regular kind!
LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LA LA LA. Also a cheese-obsessed vegetarian here. I tell myself it’s all vegetarian.
Jaden Smith: #tryingtoohard
No shame!!!!
Tangentially. I registered for, and received, a Frolic Cat Bokt laser toy. Best shower present ever! My husband and I have a photo from just after our wedding with our beloved kitty. Our cat died less than a year later, very suddenly, so I adore this picture of the three of us.
I’m sure it’s the same deal with massage places. Is a job with little pay better than no pay?
I’ll make this simple and say: All of it. I’m bad at all of the Lady Things.
Yay! Caffeine free diet Pepsi is one of the few sodas I can drink without getting a racing heartbeat!
Their chipotle sauce is pretty darn good, though.
At 5’10”, there’s no way I can wear an 18” skirt without facing an indecency charge.
Aw, that’s sweet. I’m thinking about finding an artist on Etsy to make something very simple. I don’t like the photo ones or the fish/yarn/stereotypical cat ones. My guy needs something stately and timeless!
Aww!
It was “Give us a hand.”