My grandma used to work in a bookstore that sold only romance novels. I used to hang out there as a pre-teen and sneak books so I could read the dirty parts.

I love this show. My FIL is an emergency reconstructive microsurgeon, technically classified as a plastic surgeon. His job, which is 24/7 demanding-as-hell, is in real need of good surgeons. Most of his residents and interns see how challenging his job is and jump ship to simpler plastics. Why be on call all the time…

My mom sewed gloves for the koalas and mailed them to Australia! I hope they’re doing better!

Beat me to it!

Ain't nobody got time for that!

Oddly, she said similar things about having some famous godfathers of her own...turns out none were really her godfathers, only close friends of her dad who hung around the house a lot.

I second Iceland!! It's fantastic. And about as cold as NYC in winter.

Slightly off-topic, but my kitty is allergic to EVERYTHING, so for awhile, he was on a kangaroo and squash diet. I had to buy the food from Canada. No way in H-E-double-hockey-sticks would I have ever put him on IAMS if he could eat standard proteins. (Now he eats Nature's Variety rabbit, which makes me have the sad,…

Slightly off-topic, but my kitty is allergic to EVERYTHING, so for awhile, he was on a kangaroo and squash diet. I had to buy the food from Canada. No way in H-E-double-hockey-sticks would I have ever put him on IAMS if he could eat standard proteins. (Now he eats Nature's Variety rabbit, which makes me have the…

I'm pissed that Almay now tests or is associated with testing! That was my go-to for makeup (for the once or twice a year I wear it).

It can be SO.HARD. to find certified cruelty-free products! I don't wear makeup, so finding beauty stuff isn't so much of an issue for me as regular f'n products like toothpaste, cleaners, mayonnaise! You really have to look to make sure what you're buying isn't produced by…

“Capybara lifespan,” “Jill Duggar,” and “Life onboard aircraft carrier.” Those are from work. I can’t imagine what my home computer has saved.

Never had sex.

Can I Snapchat my divorce papers?

One of the USA Today (don’t judge me) crossword puzzle editors is named Tim Burr.

Yeah, I've gotten mixed responses on Sephora being cruelty-free. Love Kiss My Face and Alba! EO does an Everybody/Everyman line of bath products that's also great. I honestly never shop at Sephora because they don't carry many cruelty-free lines.

I tried Sephora's SPF 15 or 30 (can't remember) moisturizer and I found that it tends to crumble if I touch my face after applying. Anyone else have this problem? I normally use CeraVe or the CVS knockoff because it was recommended by my dermatologist and (to my knowledge) not tested on animals. Yes, I'm one of…

I didn't say anything about the punishment being merited or unmerited.

I'm going to a CrossFit wedding this year! And it's gluten- and egg-free and paleo to boot! Promises to be LOADS of fun! (Seriously though, the bride is a lovely person with unfortunate allergies!)

I spent the weekend with my toddler niece. That girl has way more product than I do.