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I tried Sephora's SPF 15 or 30 (can't remember) moisturizer and I found that it tends to crumble if I touch my face after applying. Anyone else have this problem? I normally use CeraVe or the CVS knockoff because it was recommended by my dermatologist and (to my knowledge) not tested on animals. Yes, I'm one of

I didn't say anything about the punishment being merited or unmerited.

I'm going to a CrossFit wedding this year! And it's gluten- and egg-free and paleo to boot! Promises to be LOADS of fun! (Seriously though, the bride is a lovely person with unfortunate allergies!)

I spent the weekend with my toddler niece. That girl has way more product than I do.

You wear more than me. Rub wet washcloth on face, rub drugstore moisturizer into skin, brush teeth, put on deodorant. Fin.

Wait...why did she put the baby/fetus in the dumpster? I don't get that, why you'd ever do that? I can understand being traumatized by having a miscarriage at home and maybe being super confused about what to do, but wouldn't you call an ambulance, doctor, anything? Or follow up with a doc or at a clinic to make

My guy just wants to be offered/know what you're eating. He won't eat it. Just wants to paw it. He does like sourdough bread from Panera and butter. And aerosol baking spray. Alas, he's got food allergies and can't eat any people food.

I kinda like Kyle, too. I guess that's more of a unisex name now. I'm not super bothered by James, but I can't see a little girl named Ralph or John.

Can I vent about sizing for a sec? I have been looking for new pants. I am 5'10" and 165ish on a good day, so usually a size 10, sometimes 8, sometimes 12, depending on brand and cut. I made the mistake of going to H&M to see if they had any cheapy brightly-colored jeans. I couldn't fit into the largest size

Mine, too. But he also uses PAPER TOWELS. We go through so many paper towels. So many.

Except my SIL and MIL are real sticklers for proper etiquette, so it's not damning the patriarchy :)

My SIL's invites listed woman first, man second. I tried to tell her that convention is man first, woman second. My MIL has a masculine spelling and my FIL's name could be interpreted as feminine, so it read something like, "Leslie and Beverly Smith invite you...".

Maybe I'm Old 'cuz I don't get this debate at all.

Who else here throws out the swimsuit issue before their husbands see it?

She is dead to me.

Pink flats from Rocket Dog. It was really hard to find something a) vegan and b) flat!

We should all pitch in to send the Lonely Goatherd to Alaska.

Amazon Fresh is the shit. So much better than Fresh Direct. If they start charging a yearly fee as they've said, I'll be so bummed.

Amazon Fresh is the shit. So much better than Fresh Direct. If they start charging a yearly fee as they've said,

Dog thinks it's a cat!

My little darling has ruined four room-sized area rugs in his almost-two-years with us. My solution? I bought carpet samples for him to destroy to his heart's content. Has stopped about 75% of the carpet destruction! I simply put the carpet samples over my carpet and direct him to scratch there. He no like