He looks just like a bearded sideshow lady, amirite?

I'm totally into Lorde. But her lyrics, they make no sense. My husband makes up his own for her songs - "Goat butt, candy corn, apples on the sidewalk...."

I was able to go see the cat (reassure myself?) yesterday at the adoption facility. She seemed ok, not traumatized, so I felt better. Lots of turmoil right now in my life so the Z has come in handy. Been on it for two years or so and while it keeps me numb, that's preferable to the extreme lethargy that accompanied…

Take your meds. My SIL went off her anxiety/OCD meds and is super neurotic around her kid. I'm excited for her first birthday so my SIL goes back on her meds and becomes sane again.

I've had a very emotionally taxing week, but thanks to Zoloft, I can't really feel any of the feels. My buddy had to relinquish her cat today because of some medical issues and it has me all torn up inside. Cat's already at the adoption shelter with a new name. I donated a little cash towards her medical bills,…

Broke my ankle walking down the aisle (it was a staircase and I was wearing ballet slippers). Thankfully I was not the bride, only a bridesmaid.

I don't recognize 3/4 of the words in this article. What is a Hufflepuff?

My cat sits on the sink counter and reaches out to "pet" me while I'm shitting. It's almost like he's consoling me.

So who else read this article while shitting?

1) book a hotel with breakfast included, fill up, then steal some for snacks later

Go to a state school.

This is what happens when you give a bunch of 18-year-old guys a shit ton of money - 18-year-olds already think they've invincible, and the power of fame and money quickly overpower them and they become even worse egomaniacal douchebags.

Me too. But I have no patience so I will likely give them all away before Christmas finally rolls around. Also, I've been making stuff and ordering custom pieces (yay Etsy!), so it's always best to do so way ahead of time.

I've always been anti-TS, but this song is cute and catchy. And I don't understand why her video was supposedly racist? I thought it was just a silly video.

That's just gonna make me miss my kitty even more! Now if I could live stream the two indoor security cameras I installed so I can watch my cat while I'm at work, then we'd be talking....

When I was little, I called pixie sticks "spicksy sticks". Didn't fully understand that until I was 30.

I think I'm down to two preggo friends now. YESSSS! Enough with the babies, people.

What's a "raise"? (Sad panda.)

Sounds like "Trapped in a Closet" by R. Kelly.

Sooo adorable! But I get the sads when I see tiny animals because they don't live very long :/