I think Angel Haze could fit in my pocket.

Why does this child have green hair?

...this is a thing to wear your bra two days in a row? Call me germaphobic, but I was EVERYTHING after I've worn it. My bras last years, and I simply toss them in the washer with everything else, then air dry. MAYBE on vacation I'll wear one again, but, gross!

Yo, seriously, have you looked at cross stitch patterns recently? They're all super religious or just lame, old-lady patterns. Some of us young'uns like to stitch, you know!

I once found this great recipe for a vegetable marinade, and I love using it on green beans and lima beans. It's basically a mix of brown sugar, butter/margarine, soy sauce, and optional bacon. Toss everything in a casserole and bake for awhile. The sauce is beyond delicious, and I say it's healthy because there…

Once, when my niece, The World's Most Serious Baby, was little, I ended up on long car ride with my in laws. When TWMSB made any type of peep, my MIL and SIL started scream-singing lullabies and Christmas carols to soothe her. I can't explain why I felt such rage at their antics, but something about that music made…

Is the needle and string a requirement? Can't they use modern instruments? I can't imagine poking a needle and string through my baby niece's ears. Serious Baby would NOT tolerate that.

Could you imagine a baby ripping their earlobe? Infection - and having a permanent hole - is one reason I've never gotten my ears pierced. Have you seen people with facial piercings after they've taken them out? Holes! In their face! And don't get me started on ear gauging.

I've had it explained to me that baby earrings can be a cultural thing, but I really don't like it.

This is not a dorm. This is an apartment. Somewhere in Europe.

My niece has the same perpetually worried expression on her face. She's The Serious Baby.

I hate earrings on babies.

I HATE THESE LOCKS. KEEP YOUR STUPID LOCKS AND STUPID GARBAGE OFF MY DANG BRIDGE! It annoys me to no end on a daily basis to see people tying their garbage and locks and headphones to the Brooklyn Bridge. I've even contemplated starting an anti-locks/random garbage tying campaign.

I've tried that suspension system. Wouldn't hold curtains, won't hold fruit.

Try Dominican cake! Holy moly, the frosting is delishhhhhh. It's a meringue. So much better than sheet cake frosting or fondant.

I don't see how this is necessarily racist - gangs come in all colors. Definitely a case of "portray[ing] negative stereotypes" of gang life (though I doubt anyone could argue there are positive gang stereotypes).

I've used IKEA wall storage systems in a couple apartments to hang purses: http://goo.gl/ocFFFc. I hung my bags using shower curtain clips: http://goo.gl/Zo83cg. I've done the same thing with a tension rod and shower curtain clips. Works well and doesn't leave marks on the wall.

On one hand, I'm all, Awesome, dude! You rock! But on the other, I'm like, It's a bag filled with poop, ew. And I feel bad for thinking that.

Yep! Which is why I'm pretty upset at Tracy's tone, like it's a choice to eat picky. I wish I could eat a salad, but it ain't gonna happen.

Picky eaters unite! If farmers have a dating site, there's gotta be one for us!