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How nice for him that HIS insurance covers annual physicals and surgery at the Mayo Clinic.

Some people suffer a trauma and think “I don’t want anyone else to feel this way.”

You are not... the first person. As soon as I read Mayo Clinic I thought - isn’t that nice, McCain gets the top line treatment while his constituents can get fucked, especially women.

Honestly? Is that the fucking best you got?

Yes, that is true. The Triangle Shirt Factory in New York City seems to be not only a commercial sin but forgotten mostly. This is newer.

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

I heard if you insert a chocolate coated tampon into your vagina you will shortly afterwards poop Hershey’s kisses. It true. I read it on the internet. I think it was Goop.

When I was in college there were a lot of people who really dug Tigger. As soon as that tidbit came out I knew I was dealing with and asshole. I hate Tigger.

right down his airways

I also work for a progressive company. We have a progressive CEO, we’re in the bluest part of one of the bluest states in this country, we celebrate diversity, etc. It really is a great company to work for. Truly. But when this discussion comes up its somewhat shocking to see how some people dismiss this idea of a

People like him need to be shunned and excluded from social gatherings altogether.

First: Good GOD I am so sorry for the whole . . . everything.

HOW?!?!?!?!? It was literally right in front of him, at the bottom of the stairs...?

You have a choice. Call them on their bullshit with everything you have, including your own experience, or imagine that their denial can be broken with intellectual arguments they will never accept.

That is EXACTLY what happened omg. It’s been discussed and discovered. Lots of white settlers actually left their colonies to join the natives, in fact part of the reason the natives held on so long.

I know how you feel. I’ve had to basically disengage from political conversations with people because I was straight up getting pains in my chest from all the stress and anxiety.

ooh, the hairbands - that’s a great idea!

This is so awesome. Sometimes I feel bad for not having any spare tampons/pads, however I don’t need them since I have the iud and don’t buy them because that shit is expensive. But it makes me happy that there places like this out there.

Can we at least have a tampon allowance? You know, since it’s the president’s favorite subject?

I assume it’s just the way our brains are wired. I still think about awkward things I’ve said and did that happened years ago, sometimes decades ago. I really wish I could find a way to let things go because I think I’d be a lot happier for it.