I’m sure Scripps can find someone else to put shiplap on everything.

I’m just fine with one less show that’s about finding a home for a couple who explains, “I’m the night manager at a Denny’s, and my wife works three days a week at a pre-school. The budget for our first home is $2.1 million.”

Sometimes I kinda wish Planned Parenthood “leaked.”

Yeah. I immediately thought, “Girl, you do not need a plastic surgeon, you need a good therapist!” :( Poor thing. I hope she does find lasting happiness and confidence, because if she is confident at the moment, I have an inkling that it’s going to be a temporary thing.

She has already shown she has unrealistic expectations on herself. She probably has unrealistic expectations on men as well.

I’m not ugly?

Pffft. Sisters are mean AF and lie like crazy.

Still too gd hot but a cold front is coming next week so ayyyyyyyyy.

It could be argued that if no one was ever “picking” her, it had nothing to do with her appearance and everything to do with her horrible personality. It’s not like she was ever homely. Something else was turning people off.

You need to translate that for the ironic Ayn Rand fans: fuck you, I got mine.

They’re gestational slavers, is what they are.

I’ll leave this to Selina:

What’s really surprising is that someone is willing to procreate with this dessicated squid.

Follow and ask away! Some of those tutorials are really good! Some of them, I’m like making the sign of the cross and blessing their scalp.

I think that the real lesson here is that old white men should probably not say things in public.

I don’t understand people like this, the ones who think that they’re above pop culture. You don’t have to be a fan of Beyonce’s music, but surely you know she exists and have heard Single Ladies in passing. I promise you won’t lose your punk rocker street cred if you admit you are passingly familiar with Beyonce and…

They are geniuses. The ricklantis Mixup is easily the most complex 22 minutes of TV storytelling ever created.

In my expert opinion, you should not watch it or read articles pertaining to it.

I agree and I’m part of that fanbase. It’s one of the episodes this season that I just didn’t enjoy

Call me an old man but the pickle rick thing might be the apex of my annoyance with the rick and morty fanbase.