nonsensicalknockknockjokes
nonsensicalknockknockjokes
nonsensicalknockknockjokes

I saw the name and was all, “OMG, I went to junior high and high school with this girl!” She was fucking BEAUTIFUL the way she was. But to each her own, I guess.

Yep. And when the woman gets laid off instead of the fellow male coworker, it’s because “he’s got a family to support, he needs this job more than you!”

Stunning and brave.

Dude, I wish I could help, but I’ve been playing the 90's Pop Playlist on Amazon Music for like the past two weeks. The only reason I know anything about popular music today is when my 6 year old son yells “STOP! I LOVE THIS SONG!” when I’m surfing the radio stations because his incessant bitching about my listening

I think your friend and I just may be long lost relatives.

Those gears are a-turnin’, that’s for sure. I’m not sure he’s understands what’s going on, though.

Same here. Hubs and I met in July 2003, engaged by October, married in February. And I wasn’t even pregnant or anything! After all these years, I still like him most of the time. :)

Oh Gawd. I remember destroying my RHCP tape in like 1991 because they thanked Satan at the Grammys. My friends and I used a Ouija board around the same time and we were all afraid that demons were following us. Thankfully, I saw the light and now don’t regret destroying that RHCP tape at all.

Exactly! She needs to be using her time more wisely, you know, making memories with her youngins and being joyfully available to her husband, not typing away on the Devil's Box.

Those are the worst! Hurts like hell, but so satisfying when they finally pop.