kindle fire: “ipad”
samsung tab: “ipad”
ipad: “ipad”
Rocket League: “play cars?”
Final Fantasy XV: “catch frogs!”
Dishonored 2: “sleeping game”

A friend let me play his account for a few minutes, after figuring out the controls and jumping off a few mountains “BLUE HORSE! I’m getting that horse” and proceeded to chase it for a while before I finally just stopped moving and let it walk to me. Jumped on, tamed it, and... I was immediately targeted by a laser…

The pi is great at teaching you Linux and Python so long as you have a goal. I want the pi to yell at my children if they leave their rooms, so I need to:

Wayne’s World 2 lied to me?

Based on every image I’ve ever seen of Jojo’s characters, I’m surprised the entire cast isn’t just buff women dressed as men.

If I learned nothing else from 80's and 90's sports movies, I learned that this is a common and legitimate practice.

“Well excuuuuse me, Princess” *wails on air guitar*

Someone wired a car alarm into my ‘97 Crown Vic, and it hated anything that didn’t involve the use of its beeper. Jumpstart or remove and reinstall the battery, alarm goes off; battery died in the beeper and want to open the door with the keys, alarm goes off; start the engine without pressing the beeper unlock,…

I’m not from around these parts of Kinja, but I would like to know more about “cheating’s part of racing” as this is probably my favorite article about cars.

• The charging port is on the bottom of the Switch, which is fine when you’re holding it but means you can’t prop up the screen on a table while charging it, because the plug gets in the way.

Why haven’t I done this? I’ve been doing it wrong for YEARS!

There’s an “X-Wing world champion”? I want that title! Did someone film that competition?

Reminds me of Shirobako, or Weird Al’s Amish Paradise, or just about every interaction of permission or approval in Hollywood. “Did you guys ask the original creator if this was ok?” “YEAH, yeah, of course we did, they loved it. Keep working.”

This same run would take me 15+ years without save states...

I posit a theory:

I’m oddly interested in this game now. Though I don’t know how this video sparking my interest reflects on me as a person.

Yeah, now I just want to play old PSX games at 60fps

The Steam page says local co-op, shared/split screen. Hopefully that’s not in a DS multiplayer with one cartridge kind of way, though.

Sweet. Any excuse to couch co-op is good enough for me.

Ugh, I just bought several of those games, but I’m having a hard time passing up a discount on The Witness and Stardew Valley.