because it seemed inappropriate to murder an entire family at the Alamo

Well, I was mostly working in a Pee Wee Herman joke.

You don’t want to see my review for the Alamo. God, that basement!

That level of common would involve having two synapses in near enough proximity to fire.

“Because it’s a kilt, it has to be straight down,” he said, according to Smith. “It can’t flare out around your hips. It has to hang straight.”

I’d love to see that too, but possibly for different reasons. ;)

I would like to think most overweight people have the good sense not to apply to one of these restaurants. I’m overweight and I would literally never put myself through that.

I’m sorry she felt humiliated. It sucks as a woman to be told that a body you are proud of isn’t good enough and doesn’t give someone else a boner. But. She put herself in the position to be scrutinized by these people. This boils down to, “I’m mad because I’m not hot enough for them.”

amazing! brava! you are a true, shining beacon of kindness and humility! we can all learn from your example

Rather than treat everyone like a potential arsonist, why don’t we celebrate the people who DON’T burn down buildings?

Also, that’s a double negative that English is pretty comfortable with.

I had to read that like three times to realize that we’re congratulating the uncle for NOT being uncomfortable when the parents aren’t around. The bar was so low that my brain rejected it as a sentence.

To erase systemic oppression so men don’t have to concern their pretty little heads about it.

“Some of the men in my life treat me like a human.”

I’ve never killed a woman. You’re welcome ladies.

Because if we are not congratulating men for not being vile on a daily basis, their poor man feelings will be so very hurt.

Um ok like literally just get rid of #BlameOneNotAll and replace it with #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot and we’re good

First she only pushes him off, and then it’s exactly one whack per approach, increasing in whack-force as he becomes more threatening.

In Soviet Russia, server hit on you.

Violence is seldom the answer.