Here’s something to consider: you likely have very clear, smooth skin genetically. Yes, you may have also taken good care of it, but you probably have the kind of skin that would look great even if you didn’t. My sister is one of those people. She’s always had perfect, unblemished, poreless skin (yes, they’re there,…

True fact: the only times I’ve ever gone to work without makeup, at least one person as said, “Are you okay; you look terrible!”

What is prettiest in life? Crushing your enemies. See them being driven before you. Hearing the lamentations of their women.

Yes. And what about if I just gorilla glue a can of coke to my bony a cup sternum? That counts too right?

“Holding a Coke With Your Boobs Isn’t Going to Help Anyone With Cancer”

Sadly, I think I can hold TWO Coke cans - one under each boob (nursed 2 kids + gravity). Yet, I doubt anyone would congratulate me for posting a picture of it. It’s funny how theses “campaigns” only feature young attractive women.

I don’t want to make assumptions about what it is like to have a mastectomy. But I am imagining that if I had to have a mastectomy, even if I’ve come to terms with it and learned to accept my drastically changed body, seeing a bunch of attractive young women with their perfect breasts holding a coke can in my honor…

So is this just for people with fake boobs? I have fairly large breasts, but I don’t think I can hold a can with them without a bra (and I’m fine with that!) Also, team Pepsi.

“It’s ok if we keep othering you because you lied to us and made us think you’re white. So we gave this part to a white lady. That’s what you get for tricking us.”

Scrolling through these comments was really depressing. So many people shrugging off systemic, whitewashing racial bias. These casting decisions say that whiteness is the default even when the characters are explicitly written as mixed race, but MY MOM’S AUNT’S BEST FRIEND’S COUSIN LOOKS WHITE so that makes it OK.…

Yes to this. I remember the time about a week after my last pregnancy loss. I walked into a friend’s house who I hadn’t seen in a few months to discover his 43 year old wife was visibly pregnant with an “oops” baby. This chick was a heavy drug user for many, many years. I mean, seriously did not take care of herself.…

MORTY: Besides, it’s not stealing if it’s something you need.

i have an actual issue with the insinuation that a woman cannot wear a skin-tight dress and make a living off of her family’s empire and also be into reading books. like it or not, the kardashian/jenner family is full of smart businesswomen who, despite what the editing staff at E! would like you to think, probably do…

50 cents 2 cents aren’t worth a 1/2 a dollar.

Usually I don’t give a fuck about the Kardashians - like, if they all got eaten by lions tomorrow I’d be like, “Oh, that’s nice” - but that aging thing breaks my heart. They’re not talking about aging like “uh-oh, I’m nervous about adulthood”; they’re talking about it in this very jaded show biz way like “the older we…

They sell shortbread cookies and local cheese in the little shop in town.

Good point. I'm the youngest of eight, and my sisters seemed to have no problem getting pregnant. I, on the other hand, wasn't so lucky. It was hard, it was emotionally draining, and it was exhausting.

I kinda wonder if in someways it’s even harder for her ‘cause her mom had six kids and Kourtney can apparently get pregnant by blinking. Like infertility always sucks, but is it an extra stab when the other women in your family seem to be rather good at the popping out kids thing?

Did anyone pay attention to My Chemical Romance, years ago when they were big? I had a brief mad flirtation with the band through slash fandom (whatever, Frank and Gerard were TOTALLY IN LOVE).

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.