Though I'll admit to finding the lyrics about taking stuff inside of my house and smoking stuff outside of my house to be pretty amusing...like, every time I hear it.

I read somewhere that women’s clothes are made shittier than men’s clothes because men like, never shop ever and females always be shopping, you know? Styles change faster than they do in men’s fashion and product moves faster. A lot of shit isn’t meant to last. Which sucks for me since I’ve dressed the same since I…

Anthro does have some pretty good stuff that’s not insane$$ (I like their Pilcro chino shorts), but there’s also a whole lot of way-too-fragile cheaply-made stuff mixed in. And for Anthro prices, no way.

I swear, the featherweights are made so that you buy camis and T shirts!

Try the Marc Jacobs retractable gel pencil eyeliner. that stuff DOESN'T MOVE. Yes it is $25 but that is the price to pay for something that doesn't move until you want to take it off. I had an allergic reaction to green eyeliner but I couldn't go eyeliner-less. Tried the MJ eyeliner and despite my itchy, watery eyes…

I know, right? I was just talking about this to a friend the other day. Ice T went from that infamous Rolling Stone cover after he released Cop Killer to playing one on television. Even more shocking is that Ice Cube went from NWA to kids movies. We were joking that if Tupac had lived - he would be hosting Hollywood…

But what race were they? As a server one has to just keep telling oneself, I will not let this job make me racist, I will not let this job make me racist, I will not...

I do this with banana peppers. I ask for a ton, "Like a ton!" and then wait for them to put what they consider is just a ridiculous amount on and they quietly settle for it.

PLEASE make AnthroIRL like, yesterday.

Yes. Welcome. We wear comfortable clothes that look good on our changing/aging bodies, listen to whatever the hell music we want (I was singing both One Direction and the Stray Cats this morning), and shake our heads ruefully at Kids These Days.

Granny Panties are the BEST so I am LOVING this trend. Finally my underwear drawer full of hanes full coverage briefs are HIGH FASHION.

Twenty-five years and my life is still trying to get up that great big hill of hope. For a destination.

Is see through clothing with granny panties a thing now? (Other things I don't get: gladiator sandals and rompers).

Whenever I spell glamorous, I sing the song in my head.

As the mother of 4 sons, I would be all over this shit if he was my kid.

Seriously. I commented on this before, and I feel creepy repeating myself, but we are dealing with an exceptionally pretty person here.

Is this you? You look amazing in this picture! It’s definitely modeling-portfolio worthy.

I used to juice a beet, two apples and a lime together and then poured it over ice every AM. I've never liked beets much, but this did the trick.