Well, to put it more simply...

Ergotism, since it can cause hallucinations and seizure-type symptoms, is actually one theory about what plagued Salem in 1692 and caused the witchcraft trials. Women and young girls tend to show the effects more (because ergotism is cumulative, and must build up in fatty tissue, which we dames have more of generally,…

I read "Donald Glover" as "Danny Glover" and now that is the only way I can imagine watching that dreck.

I'm 42, size 10/12, round face, sweat like I'm in a sauna if it's over 78 degrees, and still have the same pain-in-the-ass oily breakout-prone skin I had as a teenager. You're pretty right, I think. Ethnicity, skin type, and body chemistry play a way, waaaaaay bigger role in what products and colors and makeup…

Apparently I've been feeding DogPants 1-star food. Great, now I have something else to worry about.

Huh... that does seem to align with symptoms of ergotism. Anyone doing tests to see if the dogs in question have high alkaloid concentrations in their systems?

Kirkland's Grain Free saved my sanity. My dogs have digestive issues so we went grain free, but then they were getting skin allergy issues and the more "good" foods we tried to find to address both the $$$$ it got. I love my animals, but I also have 3 kids to feed and clothe. I have to be reasonable. Kirkland's was…

team north

why not publicize it? it was made the nyc theme song/was part of a huge campaign by choice of the NYC govt. she gives a ton of money and a ton of her time away, specifically to children's hospitals. how much is she supposed to give?

north should not be at any fashion shows, but i am not even mad that kanye had her at his. it's his damn show, live ur life kanye.

north west is a little girl with cute clothes when she goes out, and from what i can see of all the at home pix from the kardashian klan, spends the majority of her time in a onesie. if everything she was dressed in was in pinks and purples people would be vomiting w glee. she's 1000% fine. i found one outfit that was…

North West shits on couture. Not because she dislikes it. But because she's a baby.

also anna wintour

I like seeing North wearing clothing that the power of advertising taught me isn't toddler-wear. If I didn't see it on a baby on tv or in a catalog (where I was being told to buy it), I know it's wrong! You see, companies that make babies' clothes are obsessed with ensuring the babies' comfort (definitely not making…

Personally, I think it's refreshing to see a baby girl without the overload of pink screaming FEMALE SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS! Neutrals on a baby is perfectly fine. Bullet proof vests on babies seems more necessary than the godawful frilly headbands so many mothers on my FB news feed insist on placing on the heads of their…

I'm so over people being judgy about what babies wear. If it's my baby and I wipe its ass* I'll put it in anything I goddamn well please until it can tell me not to.

Whenever I read these product diaries I feel really shitty about myself. Like it makes me feel like I'm bad at being a woman... or a person... or something...?

Parents who aggressively style their kids freak me out. The people who put their kids' OOTD on Instagram every day make me cringe. Ditto to the moms who are raising "little fashionistas".

Orange was my favorite color, because no one else ever picked it and I was afraid it felt left out. I was also extremely concerned about the feelings of my toys.

I was 8 years old when I went into my parent's bedroom one morning while my parents were still asleep and saw my Dad had a boner. I totally freaked out, woke my Mom up by dragging her out of the bed, and called 911 because I thought it was a chestburster from Aliens.