That Trefoils is in the top three—ahead of Tagalongs, no less—is a goddamn travesty and I am ashamed to work here.

girl scouts tear people apart

wow this is...rage-inducing. thin mints can be bought anywhere. samoas are truly special

As usual, my comment will stay in the greys because apparently I will always be part of the Gawker underclass.

Me rn:

The problem with this is there's no real way to point out Kanye's hypocrisy towards Amber without pointing out that Kim is very much in the same boat. You can't say "I had to take 30 showers before Kim even got with me" without somebody using Kim's public sexual past to prove how silly you sound. She went with a crass…

Erin's dumb.

I still fucking use this line.

Thin Mints are gross.

Duh. When has American popular opinion ever been wrong about anything?

Yeah, I love how it started as a critique of Tyga dating an under-aged girl and turned into a slut-shaming whore-fest. I mean, I'd be Team Amber if she had turned around and criticized Ye instead of Kim, like, I dunno, called out some of his lazy songs, his emo auto-tuned nightmare of an album, or his terrible…

Ugh, you're either above slut-shaming or you're not, Amber. Honestly, find me one sexually active adult woman who hasn't had a male partner "nut on her," to use your charming colloquialism. We reach for the cum towel, we wipe it off, and we move on with our day, our worth unabated.

I actually took the time this morning to watch the entire Breakfast Club interview with Kanye after I saw all of these news reports. Now, let me lead with: his comment was out of line, whether it was a joke or not, it's not cool.

They got to where they're getting hard to find, mainly because these boys are waiting 'til they get to be about 20 years old before they marry 'em. Look, you wait 'til they get to be 20 years old the only picking that's going to take place is your pocket. You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16.

Team Everyone Involved Gets Spritzed With a Spray Bottle

Money. Numbers with lots of zeros at the end tend to convince authors they MUST know what they're doing. Compare with, "If you're so smart, how come you're not rich?"

honestly i don't get it :(((( also i don't get Notebook

I'm actually very okay with her making millions off of fanfiction. I write fanfiction. Done well, it can be more beautiful and entertaining than the thing on which it is based, and depending on the characters you use, you CAN successfully adapt it into a totally original novel (e.g., I'm using minor characters for…

No one's calling her a fool. We are calling her an insufferable MONSTER.

I MADE MILLIONS OFF OF FANFICTION AND YOU ALL CALL ME A FOOL. YOU ARE ALL FOOLS. FOOLS!