i politely disagree and would gladly take her place in the circle of french life

Yeah, it wasn't bad to talk about skin care; I just wish she had framed it differently, without assuming ignorance.

I have a confession to make, and I feel like I need support with it: Does anyone else find Rainn Wilson strangely sexy when he's out of character?

Only sock and undershirts, Katie? I guess they don't need underwear if they have no vaginas.

Shroom and Malt and Quarry seem best for cool-skinned, paler girls (NC in the MAC lexicon, if you will).

I don't think it's a valid assumption that someone who knows nothing about make-up knows nothing about skincare. I take very good care of my skin, and part of that is that I refuse to constantly block my pores with make-up.

Cosigned, with the caveat that you NEED to tell them what you are looking for in terms of your "look". If you say you don't know or don't care, you're going to end up with frosty purple lips and neon pink eyeshadow. Most of them (in my experience) love to be creative. It'll look on point, but if you're not used to…

Re: the makeup question.

it is. Shockingly 34 doesn't look too different than 28. And I dont use $40 face cream

at first i was like LOL IM NOT EVEN MAD and then

Just put your bourbon in an empty apple juice bottle LIKE AN ADULT

Life is demanding, without understanding

my HS involved many traditions involving either turning current pop tunes into a class related song, or else learning the lyrics to a current pop tune for extremely gentle hazing.

That sounds slightly more wholesome than my cheerleading squad's most popular routine- done to a spliced version of Juvenile's "Back That Azz Up" and ODB's "Got Your Money".

But I'll need to compare our dance moves to be sure. Perhaps yours had a few too many hip thrusts or finger points. Or herkies. The most badass…

I legit thought that song was called "I Saw the Sun" until a few years ago.

I WOKE UP LIKE THIS

Its all about the translucent skin! The cave fish look is so hot right now.