Well, I'm not sure how productive it is to assume Casper is only attracted to men or women. Esp given the persistence of their on-again, off-again relationship.

Nevermind if she is as awful as he says she is, why does he stay with her and continue to procreate. Dude is full of it.

#thanksowlbama

It's a MAD Tv sketch - character is named Bon Qui Qui. One of the more amusing sketches I've seen.

They probably figure as long as the kid ends up back with them it all worked out but those evil people would do far worse.

I really hope this is some lazy owl that's decided living in upside-down hats is way easier than making a nest.

Ah, yes. The old, "teach him by traumatizing him for life and giving him PTSD" lessons. He'll never trust a family member again! Oh, wait, you were trying to show him strangers can't be trusted, huh?

This story proves: It isn't strangers you should be afraid of.

Yeah, he can disseminate this recipe if he wants, but he sure as hell needs to stop calling it "chil(l)i." I'm not only an American, but a Texan, so this isn't a suggestion. It's international law.

Okay but work stairwells and closets? Every place I worked at you would be fired for just dating co-worker. That's nuts and yet intriguing at the same time.

Adding that to the Con side of my "Should I have kids" list... Maybe PCOS is a good thing!

You have to do a full reduction, and they have to cut a LOT of tissue out. A lot of these ladies will get that done when they leave the adult entertainment industry. If they're smart with their money, they'll have plenty to make sure they get a really good surgeon, among other things. There is, believe it or not, a…

I used to do that to my parents. I'd have nightmares and go into their room, but then not want to be rude and wake them. So I'd just wait patiently by the bed for one of them to wake up on their own. I had no clue how creepy that probably seemed.

I know! Just flat out said, "Yeah, we can't go out to lunch today because I was planning on getting someone else, a client of our company, to pay for us both." He later got fired when it turned out that he was spending way too much work time on porn- on the company computer, at a computer company. I guess a sales guy…

A new sales guy once asked me out for lunch later in the week and I accepted. It was clearly a date ask. On the day he called and told me he had to cancel because the client that he'd had lined up (to take us both out to lunch and pay) had cancelled. Seriously??? My jaw was pretty much on the floor.

"Bone" being the operative word in all of this.

Ha, ha. I don't think that should be the focus in this story.

I worked in an office with a guy who was incredibly good looking and also very charming. We had an admin who would freeze up every time he walked by and could barely breath. One day he stopped by her desk to say "Happy Administrative Assistant Day" and the only thing that came out of her mouth sounded like something…