No way! Everyone can deal with my anus, not the other way around. I'm in front.

Normally I'm just "meh" on Lady Gaga Publicity Antics.

Ugh. Stretching like that in a g-string looks SO uncomfortable. The only proper workout underwear is none.

I don't know - BLACK olives and pepperocini plus some pepperoni and extra cheese on a thin crust sounds pretty good right abut now. Shit.

WHY DO YOU HATE THE MAGICAL DELIGHT THAT IS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA?!?! Do you hate yourself?!

Excuse me I need banana peppers on that too, my cat is allergic to me not eating banana peppers...

I feel we need this link to explain how to order "off-menu" for those involved in last week's BCO. First, he made sure he was paying for the item. Second, he explaining himself humorously. Third. He was aware of the problems he might be causing. Fourth, he didn't give a long spiel about why he needed this- just a…

I hate you. Olives forever!

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID.

How dare you disparage pineapples? Such disrespect cannot stand-PISTOLS AT DAWN.

Just spitballin' here, and I am by no means an expert on fast food franchise management, but maybe putting the bank deposit in the same bag you use for other things, like for instance distributing your product to customers, might be contributory to the problem? Again, I must emphasize that I in no way consider myself…

Hold fast, the statute of limitations will expire soon enough.

I understand that. It would be hard to give up. At the same time, I know I would feel horrible if people lost their jobs because I kept it. I wouldn't want someone to have their lives ruined over a mistake.

I wonder if the five-free-meals deal will be honored by the new manager who will be taking over that restaurant with swift immediacy?

They are really good people. I'm honestly not sure what I'd do in this situation. I'd like to say I'd return the cash and I probably would. But, it'd be hard and I'd hem and haw about it for a while. And I wouldn't feel entirely good about returning it.

I think it's that sound you make when you realize the dog's been watching you go at it the whole time.

honestly i thought its the sound you make during doggy style position.

I'm not even willing to consider ghee a standard pantry ingredient. I mean, I could just clarify some butter I guess, but I feel like ghee is a staple ingredient for at max 5-10% of goop readers.

I thought a Sex Bark is the noise one makes when "it slips into the wrong hole on accident".

"Oh honey." was created for this kind of comment.