and marble is actually very soft.

Fegg dis chnöi

Yeah, my partner pees sitting down. He finds it more comfortable. The masculinity police haven't come for him yet.

SITZPINKLER. Germans have the best swears. My friend told me about a German word (I am not even going to attempt to remember or spell it because I will just embarrass myself.) It means "stand-blower" aka "You're so short, you could give someone a blow job while standing up."

LOL OK CASPER KEEP STEPPIN

Well, this really sucks. I like "Top Chef," too, and I like(d) Tom Colicchio. Crap.

Right. No cracker is going to be better than pizza, wine, or cookies. (shameless plug for #teamcookie) I think we can all agree that Ritz is the king of crackers. There is no debate. Okay, except Cheez-It's are amazing, but I think cheese crackers need their own category.

That's bro-tipping; totally different.

Maybe they went out to the fields and tipped over some bros.

Maybe he's always legit funny/jokey and this one got the attention of people who don't usually pay attention to him? It reads to me more like a poorly-delivered joke than an actual "yeah, I really think this way."

Oh, Devon Sawa. Would a REAL MAN need to ASK sports questions? Tsk tsk.

Devon Sawa got schooled on that, right? Tell me Devon Sawa got schooled.