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When I was in high school I just walked into the local ice cream shop and asked the owner/manager for a job. And got it after a 20 minute conversation/interview. These days it’s all corporatized. You walk into a McDonald’s or Target they tell you to fill out an online application. And instead of a human you get some

I was waiting for someone to bring up Emma’s throat gonorrhea!

Remember when Degrassi had the episode where everyone got Gonorrhea because they were giving blow jobs in the ravine? I think we need more “special episodes” like this on TV shows for young people.

Was just in St Martin for 10 days. HEAVEN!!!

Anyone else been sabotaged at work? It’s happened several times now and I’ve asked third-parties if it’s me. It’s not.

Has he spoken openly of being jealous or suspecting you of an affair?

You will regret too bright an orange. Nothing darker than sherbet.

Pshht millennials. They’ve got nothing on the Dave Matthews concert in CT in the 90's. Alcohol poisoning, rioting, cars flipped over and set afire. CT goes hard ....for Dave Matthews.

Kids these days can’t handle their booze or drugs for shit.

Transporting 100 ETOH patients would be a nightmare, logistically. Even if you put two per ambulance, that’s 50 separate runs. Factoring in the heat, a lot of them probably needed IV hydration, which means you need a medic and not “just” an EMT (note: I’m an EMT, don’t @ me. But at least in my state, we can’t start

In addition to Chance, the lineup included Kyle, PnB Rock, and ANoyd.

Sorry, anyone who doesn’t have first hand knowledge and memories of Kurt Cobain and Dana Scully is useless.

God, I love Donny. Only someone as mind-blowingly over-confident and under-informed as he is could think scare tactics are a good idea against a man like Mueller. Because, yea, this absolutely looks like a man who is easily intimidated:

It’s actually much safer for both the cats and the local wildlife if cats are kept inside, and cats can live perfectly healthy and much longer lives if they are kept inside. Not only is the risk of a cat being injured or killed very high if they are outside (I see a dead cat that’s been run over almost weekly in my

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

This could be us but you playin

I think the low-key delivery was because the reporter realized there was no reason to be overly concerned. The possible outcomes were all favorable:

My tail pipe *almost* fell off my car in a grocery parking lot recently, and bless the gentleman about your age with his young child and wife waiting on him who helped me deal with it. Seriously, good for you, please keep up your good Samaritan work, I had no clue what to do to either fix it or take it off completely

Alright. Let me make it simple. There are people that purposefully take advantage of older people, offering them terrible deals on refinancing their houses, offering mortgage scams...there are also people who take advantage of the desperate offering “payday loans” with ridiculously high interest rates.

What year are you posting from?