Regatta do what regatta do.

“For some reason, this issue of icebergs has become a paramount issue for the passengers.” Captain Pence, 1912

There is only ice cream cake, then the void.

Imagine having such a great opportunity to learn and grow (visiting that museum) and instead deciding to continue on being a hateful, cowardly, disgusting bigot. What a sad and pathetic life.

I happened across an Allman Brothers “Dreams” boxed set, in great condition, about 20 years ago at a year-round flea market in my hometown. Really, it was my introduction to them outside of the well-known songs, and that shit is still in my bookshelf system rotation, in it’s entirety, at least twice a year. It’s a…

I LOVED Happiness. I get how polarizing it is, but I was blown away by it when I saw it for the first time.

Personally, if im going to be insulted for being white id at least like it to come from an actual black person and not some white hipster man.

How difficult is it for people to.. I dunno... NOT SPRAYPAINT NATURE???

That’s bullshit. Gen Xers were the first generation to have less, & do worse than the previous generation (the Boomers tore thru the economy like a swarm of locusts). We worked harder for less, because of all the recessions there were fewer jobs that we had to fight for.

Single Prayer Healthcare.

Mostly because it’s the animals that get the hook, not the irresponsible tourists. Also, feeding large sea dwelling carnivores bread is not ok. They are not giant carp.  

A couple of years ago, I found a beached grey seal all wrapped up in a fishing net (awful to see) on a sand bar off Nantucket. He had been there a while and sea gulls were hanging around him in a menacing manner. This bothered me so much I thought I would try to get the net off him...I got within 5 feet and I swear to…

There are signs ALL OVER the docks in Steveston telling people not to feed the animals. The harbour master is actually super livid with these people. Not only was there a potential for this little girl to be killed or seriously injured, but the sea lion is also at risk if it returns and shows an eagerness to pluck…

You guys ever post something online and/or here and instantly regret it?

Dear America,

He also hates dogs. He is the first president in 150 years to not have a pet while in office. He’s un-American.

Tell us more of this rabbit. Does it have any troubling foreign entanglements?

Taco Bell, mmm

No, fuck off, you have no defense. The money you paid to be in the theater isn’t more valuable than the money other people paid to be in that theater. You want phone time, go where the phone booths used to go, outside the fucking theater.