LOL.  Hope you limbered up your shoulder before patting yourself on the back that hard.

it’s a jeep thing

oh cut it out...

These are sizeable and conveniently located, but if you’re a true urination enthusiast committed to comically large cups, I wouldn’t trust this one to hold such a drink securely.

Time to be the old man yelling at a cloud:

Then you should kill him and eat his heart.... to gain his driving courage.... his rich, tasty driving courage.

A friend of mine with a BMW once told me that analog tire pressure gauges were good enough, and that you should never spend the extra money on a digital one, because nobody needs that much precision in their tire pressure measurements.

Do I win anything?

It’s amazing how many commenters turn out to be lawyers when articles like this get published.

Ryan, with all due respect, you’ve accidentally strayed into journalism.

Lexus knows you like buttons so they made a little secret stash of buttons just for you

Say all you want about him and the things he claims and says (which, granted, are a bit outlandish). But then take a moment to look at what his two companies have already accomplished and the massive competitive and regulatory headwinds that they fought to achieve those things, and maybe you’ll laugh at him a little…

But what about Luigi’s pixel penis? I’d imagine that depends on the size of the screen. I call it my “Genital Theory of Relativity”.

if, as you surmise, God hadn’t intended for man to eat on the move, then he wouldn’t have had us walk upright on two legs in the first place.

Please letter be this!

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Which Beatle? Ringo?

I’m gonna use that blocked-ad revenue money to buy you some nice, soothing butt-salve, and a mohair washcloth with which to apply it. Because you’re worth it.

I would have used a Peel.

To bad they didn’t use a Citroen, clearly the best car for stealing citrus.