Just tell them it belongs to John Wick. They’ll give it back pronto.

Staff car, thanks for that, I was never going to get there without some sort of assistance.

It bothers me that the scythes don’t face the same direction on both sides of the vehicle. The right side slices forward but the left side slices back. I mean I know why it is but still, muh ocd. :(

You forgot shag, man.

“And thy Red Wagoneer Dinosaur rolled and screeched. And thy Prophet declared “You Shalt Roar Again”. And thy rear drum loosened its grip, and thy skies opened and sun shone upon thee. And fun was had by all. And it was good. Amen.”

.... iiit’s not your faulllt...

Grumpy cat, grumpy cat...what are they feeding you?

Sadly, the Drift Mode setting on the Edge ST just deploys a nice plaid blanket, from the central console, draping it across your lap, helping you Drift further into bland middle aged comfort.

Never underestimate the “YEAH BUT MY COMMUTE IS 600 MILES A DAY ABOLISH EV’S USED PANTHERS ARE THE ONLY SOLUTION”

Ford Marketing Dept: “Focus testing has clearly shown that wrx owners are unhappy with the move away from the subaru EJ series engines. Do whatever you need to do to capture these sales.”

This. This. 1000 times this.

It was an option when I got my Abarth too but I figured it was easier to just put the car in my pocket and bring it inside.

I’m surprise the sandwich didn’t fall off of his bumper.

Tires Mushy, Pressurize Soon

I don’t know what you’re talking about: https://jalopnik.com/tesla-model-3-owner-on-cross-country-road-trip-has-alre-1821646237#_ga=2.108293953.2121306729.1514573726-1866829598.1417293862 Seems like Ryan loves Tesla to me. He practically never latches on to anecdotal Tesla criticism. /sarcasm

It goes way deeper than that, my friend.

Hey fellas,
Since you don’t seem to be picking up on the trend, keep your dumb-ass comments about women to yourself. Because we’ve never been one, we will never be able to speak coherently on the subject and offer any insight into how they think. If you want to better understand women, try talking to an actual…

Don’t click on the links then!!!!!

“. . .we validate the tires though analytical analysis. . .”

I just got the weirdest craving for cheddar cheese.