How is Brietbart covering this? Someone go look so I don’t have to.

Business is a-boomin’ in the field of conservative hypocrisy. These guys don’t just have skeleton’s in their closets, they have entire elephant graveyards.

pray 4 her leg

Um, so what does this picture have to do with lotion?

The word lotion has lost all meaning to me now.

This had already made my day, but then I noticed that it’s filed to “go fuck yourselves”...I bow down to your lack of fucks.

Well yeah, sure, the author should just become a shut-in until her kid turns 18 then I guess.

Crying children irritate me just as much as the next person, but the last time I checked, this is goddamn America, and I recognize your right to be on that plane, same as me. Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go because your child might, I dunno, ACT LIKE WE ALL DID…

sure why not

Although this was probably two separate weddings like to imagine y’all texting each other from across the room at the same wedding.

And now I’ll tell you all about me, because I have a (somewhat) similar story. Since my younger sister and I were little, everything in our family has been about her. The question “How will Amy’s Younger Sister feel about this?” runs through my mom’s mind I’d guess at least once a day, even though we’re now in our…

*Nope not changing her fucking name.

That dude is not your dad. Paternity test asap :P

Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...

I had to attend a wedding on my birthday as well one year. As far as I was concerned, the wedding was more important, so I wouldn’t feel too bad about it. It happens!

It blows my mind that anyone can compare the two. A seven year old is not thinking about their body or anyone else’s in a sexual way. BUT HAS ANYONE EVER MET A 14 YEAR OLD BOY??

I have to imagine him having sex with Dorinda one more time I’m going to die.

I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

Is anyone more deserving of being feasted upon than hypocrites and child abusers?

This is the poster family for what the religious right considers a wholesome american family. They rub elbows with the republican political elite and try to influence legislation. Let them face scrutiny.