Have any of these anti-choice people ever even been inside a PP?? I’m just curious because I went in when I first learned I was pregnant because I had no insurance through work at the time and I knew PP had a sliding scale and I could get a once and for all pregnancy test and see if they could tell me how far along I…

In the eyes of the GOP, this is the same thing...

I’m so SICK of Plan B being constantly vilified... That thing prevented (most likely) a potential pregnancy for me that would have resulted in... ABORTION if I had tested positive...

WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING THE OUTDOORS?!

So, I guess she shot down his suggestion to have a second date, involving a late night stroll by the abandoned warehouses on the waterfront.

Thank you.

Where else are you going to have a first date when you meet on “Tinder”?

Yes. I sometimes wonder about the microscopic poo particles on people’s ceilings who don’t close the lids. Toilets spray that stuff pretty high when flushed.

I have solved the eternal toilet seat debate: the person who cleans the toilet sets the default seat position. An elegant and just solution.

Since apparently this has become a forum for bitching about spouses:

So, a dumb, non-nagging, non-dried out slit, that hangs around the house all day not smoking?

hope he lubed up.

No mention of the fact that both males and females are happier when they’re about to land on a dick?

HALF CHORES OMG YESSS

The happiest female isn’t working AND has a husband with only a K-12 education? Interesting. I didn’t know women loved being poor so much.

I don’t know if I’m “agreeable” enough to snag a sugar daddy. Wait, I do know. I’m not.

Happiest male’s new wife is not in the labor force and also they have no children. Does that happen anymore? Honestly the only women I know who aren’t in the workforce are those who are working their asses off taking care of their kids. What does someone with no caregiving responsibilities and no work obligations do?…

Chuckie forgot these Peewee Herman comebacks in his Twitter replies: 1. I know you are but what am I? and 2. I don’t make monkeys I just train them!

Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

★★ Overlapping shadows in the crisscrossing light cast a dark spearpoint ahead of the stroller advancing westward. The three-year-old wanted to know why his hat mussed his hair on days like this one. Out on the bright blue Hudson, a green-and-white tugboat pushed a barge behind a slightly lighter green and white…