And their children are grown now, right? So I guess they just have to content themselves with abusing their grandchildren...and feeling the satisfaction of training other parents in the godly art of whipping children.

I like how in an article about lotion she manages to brag that her boyfriend is a lawyer. Smooth.

Bravo!

Which one of the sister-nannies missed the khaki pants memo and let Jibjab wear navy pants today? You know God gets vengeful when we’re out of formation!

OK, granted, the pic of the Paul kid is a mug shot and he was inebriated...but still. Compare the two photos. To me, the Paul kid has emotionless, blank eyes. The other guy has normal, friendly eyes. Creepy blank windows versus approachable and emotive. I know it’s not fair to judge someone on the basis of a single…

"dildo-cum-bottle-opener"

I love kids who will try anything you give them. As long as their parents don’t act like it’s some indicator of their oh-so-superior parenting. (Not that David Burtka sounded like that in the interview. It seemed like he was giving the kids the credit for their own tastes, which is nice.)