So teenage girls’ diaries are full of stuff like, “I’m saving myself for either Mr. Right

When your best defense is “do math! She was 18 when I knocked her up!” you are in deep shit.

NO THIS IS THE MOST JEFFERSONIAN SHIT OF ALL TIME.

“I made sure to wait until she turned 18 to get her pregnant. Where’s my medal?!”

“Myrna is 19 and some odd months, the baby is nine weeks old. Sit down and do the math.”

It reeks of Grooming.

HA. Morrissey saying “Do people have children and it’s not planned?" is like a murder saying "Do people not lose their temper?"

Voting, nothing. Why are 19 year-old women having sex with THIS guy, of all guys...? I know looks aren’t everything, but I didn’t realize personality and morality were nothing, too.

I first read “former Virginia degenerate...”

I can’t decide whether the best/worst thing about this is the quasi-antebellum costumery, or the “TO : CHANNE (sic) 6” on the back of the photo.

Can we talk about the costumes?

I recently received an emoji text of a finger pointing at an eggplant. Does that count?

I’m sure it was an auto correct fail, but Rand Pail made me giggle.

“What’s the first amendment? What’s the first amendment? What’s the first amendment?”
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“YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!! HAH!”

That was pretty much amazing.

In fairness, I would probably become an alcoholic if my dad were Rand Paul.

THE BEST KIND!!!!!!

“There are so many things we can talk about,” the senator said, “the breakdown of the family structure, the lack of fathers, the lack of a moral code in our society.”

it’s also a very flattering narrative: “ I was able to pull myself up by my own bootstraps, and it was because of my awesomeness and hard work ect etc.” Therefore those who can’t, can’t because they must be lazy or weak or have some other character flaw.

I had to write you when I saw the word “tainted”. You are not tainted in any way because of the actions of others. You are an individual, free adult who can get through this life with the reality of having emotionally damaged parents (mother it seems more, here) and loving yourself enough to live a full life and…

Yeah, people like this make me cringe. When I’m manic I totally get on board with this never stop moving lifestyle, but damn, it is not healthy. When I’m on the down-end of things, I can’t get out of bed at all and sleep 12 hours a night. I’m most impressed by people who have found balance and good ways to cope with…