I wish I had a camp.

(I still have no idea who Britt McHenry is, and I’ve looked into it.)

Maybe they were fencing with dildos?

I hope they can rinse all that santorum off of it.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW DILDOLOGIST WAS A POSSIBLE PROFESSION??

I mean, is it still good? Asking for a friend...

Look at that fuckin' kielbasa.

Well, I’d buy you a green dress.

It’s still Goop-level obnoxious.

If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft Dinner, but we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we’d just eat more, and buy really expensive ketchups with it. That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.

I just wanna get in early here and let you know how proud of you I am for this.

If Gwyneth said this about Pear and Buddha (names changed to protect the innocent) I would absolutely pounce.

They’re little Foodie Howsers, CNS.

As fucking dumb and offensive the idea of arm spanx is to me, I would wear them every day if it meant Ted Cruz also had to wear them.

I want to hear more of this two-story bar anecdote.

Don't forget the condescending nature of that idea, which is that people who aren't poly are either in denial or less "evolved."

Hey, I have a question for polyamorous people. Does anyone have any experience with long-term polyamorous relationships? Because, for the author, it sounds like she's into the courtship ritual. Like, she doesn't want to sacrifice the new relationship honeymoon meeting-and-falling-in-love stuff for long-term monogamy.…

It's very nice that you found an environment in which you are happy, but I do wish people would stop deferring to evolution every single time. The people who write books and push the idea that humans "evolved" or "didn't evolve" to be monogamous or play football or drive a Toyota Cressida do so with very flimsy…

Tbh I always kind of side-eye heterosexual polyamorous relationships because I have never personally seen one that wasn't initiated by the straight male partner looking for other girls and his semi-insecure girlfriend just going along with it. Idk seems like it has a lot of potential to develop an unhealthy power…